Stealth Ninja... Oh Steallllth Ninja where areeeee youuuuu? Awww Jim hamsters on pianos look at the time, 9:40:06, Stealth Ninja is long in bed by now. Strange, what is this place? Words are magically appearing no waaay I can just type stuff and it appears on screen. Look watch this- Spoons - SEE!!!! I made the word "Spoons" appear.... this can only mean one thing.... I am a GOD!!!!!! hahahah yes but wait what does that make Stealth Ninja...... Oh oh oh oh I know, he can be my awesome Sidekick, yeah Stealth Ninja and GOD saving the world from.... uh.... SPOONS!!!!!! Excellent, now time to put this master plan into action.... all I require is a years supply of Belgian waffles and I shall be set. Oh dear it wont let me change my mood from "Angsty" I am not this so called "Angsty"!!!! What does that even mean!??!!? I am an Angsty God? Oh no this cannot be. I shall send an entire LEGION of conquered spoons to change the database so that I am no longer Angsty. Wait so if I change that icon thingy dose my mood change magically too? Like if I click really tired will my head fall on the keyboard and make me fall asl-qofjqifhjwhuignokmlegkl.... sorry I feel asleep on the keyboard.

WOAH New paragraph, there I go again using my god powers to create stuff. Think about it I can create words magically, look at this refrlagrum is now my word. It means hijacklamb which means spoon in russianismishmaybe. Erhm thats not right what did I just type? Stealth Ninja!!!!! Come proof my essays!!! Quick Quick God needs help, no no not the real god.... no not the fake one either, the god of the paper thingy and spoons, me!!!! Yay!!!! Oh boy get ready for some chops. Cause everybody knows that floating is all in the imagination (unless your in a hot air ballon) but I have a theroy here you see. If I stir this Hydrogen Peroxide enough with my spoons I think I may solve the problem of not being able to float! It's ingenious you see all it requires is- hey wait is that Roy Mustang over there? Say what?!?!?! new paragraph?!?!

I remember you..... In the mountains..... apparently you were Angsty cause the status will never change grrrrr. I blame Dr. House for solving all the cases that are like unsolvable without any spoons. I swear someone needs to invent a spoon pen, like I would bring that to every test and be like SPOON GIVE ME STRENGTH then proceed to do my SATS. Which brings me to my next point, why in the world does china begin with a C, I mean its bad enough it rhymes with aunt jimima (spelling on that? STEALTH NINJA GET ON IT!!!) but it begins with a C, you know what else begins with a C..... TERRORIST. Thats just unhealthy and un-american.

And thats exactly why I went to free credit report dot com because thats my American dream, to get a free credit report while ranting on devinart and staring at walls. Thats the beauty that I'm allow to dream, you know if I want to fill an entire olympic pool with plastic spoons in my backyard that I can force my children to swim in, im gonna do it and if you dont like it im gonna make a wise crack, and drop a bomb on ya, its that simple.

Well that about wraps up my train of thought, thanks for the consideration please vote for me on the street corner with the cardboard sign.